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Pammy n’ Son

miahore — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:44:52 +0000

(yesterday,in Malibu)

Mucho cute. That son of hers is pretty cool, and I love that they’re hanging out in the surf together. Rock on, Pammy.

Zombie Hands

miahore — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:36:41 +0000

ZOMBIE hands!!!! Whose are they?Courteney Cox-Arquette in Malibu, looking over her new house, September 14, 2007

Nicole digs Harry Potter

miahore — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:15:04 +0000

Nicole Richie shopping at Fred Segal Sept. 14, 2007

Ah shit. Nicole is wearing jacked up sun glasses. By tomorrow, everyone will be wearing them.

That’s hot. Not.

Class Act

miahore — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:13:25 +0000

Katherine Heigl wins an Emmy, September 16 2007

Here she is as her name is announced as the winner:

That’s fucking genuine. That’s for real, kids.

He’s grabbing her ass and whispering, “You could turn me straight, Kath.”

“And I’ll use this Emmy statue to bash in the head of any black man that disrespects faggots.”

Nah, y’all know I’m joshing. She’d use a bat. Why ruin a perfectly good statue?

The Blechams

miahore — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:03:59 +0000

The Beckhams arriving at Nobu, September 15, 2007

What the fuck is she wearing? Maybe they’re all secret stash pockets, and each one has a different pill.

Fucking freaks.

I’d totally rally her hubby, tho. Man meat.

Eva Longwhoria

miahore — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:59:52 +0000

Eva Longoria at the 59th Primetime EMMY Awards – Sept.16, 2007

I’ve been staring at this photo, trying to pick it apart, and I can’t. The bitch is so fucking cute, her body is bangin’, and the dress is perfect for her teenie frame.

I’d do her.

Katherine Heigl

miahore — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:56:17 +0000

Katherine Heigl Shopping in LA Sept.15, 2007

I hate the trend of white sunglasses. I think that they’re fugly. I’m right.

Guess the Jacked up mouth!

miahore — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:52:39 +0000

Who’s rockin’ the fucked up grill and the porn stache?

Nice Mickey Mouse T-shirt, bro. Way to class up the joint.

Madame Catherine Zeta-Jones-???

miahore — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:49:59 +0000

Catherine Zeta-Jones at LAX airport, Sept.15, 2007

Flawless. She looks perpetually PhotoShopped. That ostrich bag cost more than my car.

Bitch.

miahore — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:48:41 +0000

Christina and WhatHisFace having lunch at the Ivy, Sept.15, 2007

I know, Christina. We’re bored too.