September 18, 2007
(yesterday,in Malibu)
Mucho cute. That son of hers is pretty cool, and I love that they’re hanging out in the surf together. Rock on, Pammy.
September 18, 2007
ZOMBIE hands!!!! Whose are they? (more…)
September 17, 2007
Nicole Richie shopping at Fred Segal Sept. 14, 2007
Ah shit. Nicole is wearing jacked up sun glasses. By tomorrow, everyone will be wearing them.
That’s hot. Not.
September 17, 2007
Katherine Heigl wins an Emmy, September 16 2007
Here she is as her name is announced as the winner:
That’s fucking genuine. That’s for real, kids.
He’s grabbing her ass and whispering, “You could turn me straight, Kath.”
“And I’ll use this Emmy statue to bash in the head of any black man that disrespects faggots.”
Nah, y’all know I’m joshing. She’d use a bat. Why ruin a perfectly good statue?
September 17, 2007
The Beckhams arriving at Nobu, September 15, 2007
What the fuck is she wearing? Maybe they’re all secret stash pockets, and each one has a different pill.
Fucking freaks.
I’d totally rally her hubby, tho. Man meat.
September 17, 2007
Eva Longoria at the 59th Primetime EMMY Awards - Sept.16, 2007
I’ve been staring at this photo, trying to pick it apart, and I can’t. The bitch is so fucking cute, her body is bangin’, and the dress is perfect for her teenie frame.
I’d do her.
September 17, 2007
Katherine Heigl Shopping in LA Sept.15, 2007
I hate the trend of white sunglasses. I think that they’re fugly. I’m right.
September 17, 2007
Who’s rockin’ the fucked up grill and the porn stache? (more…)
September 17, 2007
Catherine Zeta-Jones at LAX airport, Sept.15, 2007
Flawless. She looks perpetually PhotoShopped. That ostrich bag cost more than my car.
Bitch.
September 17, 2007
Christina and WhatHisFace having lunch at the Ivy, Sept.15, 2007
I know, Christina. We’re bored too.
